Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #1132 - Crabs
Fortunately, as long time readers know, I have excellent mallet skills.
To be fair, the mitten crab is small and actually a delicacy in China, it's just invasive elsewhere. My favorite part from the Wikipedia page on them: "Recently, China introduced vending machines to sell this species of crab in the subways. The crabs are stored at 5 degrees Celsius, which induces a sleepy state of hibernation . . . They are guaranteed to be fresh and alive." Not quite getting Belgian waffles out of Belgian vending machines, but hey, to each country their own.