Oh, science noir. You are so fun to write.

SPEAKING OF LABCOATS . . . the STW branch of the Topatoco store is now live! Those STW labcoats you always wanted? And those Happiness pint glasses, like the one that made an appearance in yesterday's comic? All available! Now you can get your creepy/kinky science noir on, all on your own! It's a big day for STW. Enjoy!