Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #1227 - Jobs
Meanwhile, you're willing to go in on an entry-level superhero position, assuming the superpowers are the one perk that makes the job worthwhile, and even then, the 'entry-level' has a three-to-five year experience requirement. Oh, but the system is rigged, indeed.
At least a "drug test" means something completely different when it comes to super-powered superheroes. While it's a screening process at every other job to see who is violating rules, for superheroes, it's a screening process to see which strange mix of chemicals will give them superpowers greater than the standard commonplace ability to shoot ink like a squid! . . . as long as the toxicity doesn't set in first, of course.