Lesson #1270 - The Laws of Christmas Lights

If you have suffered the horrible pain of having someone attack your house and property with Christmas lights, decorating them beautifully and leaving you the terrible task of having to take them down when the holidays are over, you may be owed compensation for your troubles. The law office of Harker, Raptor and Chalke are standing by to take your case - and we promise to resolve in your favor without prolonged litigation that lasts until August. Harker, Raptor and Chalke: no justice is too frivolous.