Lesson #1325 - Cooking

Bacon seems to be the extra ingredient to make everything perfect. Hitting a rough spot in your relationship? Add some bacon; problems solved. Lab experiments not working? Add some bacon; synthesis achieved. Struggling with your faith? Add some - well, OK, maybe it doesn't work in every situation.

Bacon can even be used as a great indication, though, of just how terrible political discourse has gotten - you can bet if one side said they loved bacon, the other side would either disagree and say it was terrible, or said no, they loved it far more, and the other side is just trying to ruin bacon and destroy bacon for good bacon-loving citizens! Sigh.