Lesson #1393 - Theorems

Listen, I'm telling you, it's all here! Q equals W squared! It accurately predicts the number of times that, when two people are approaching each other from opposite directions, will step awkwardly side-to-side expecting the other person to go to the other side, while really they keep going to the same sides until they sheepishly smile and get out of each others' way! I solved a great unsolved mystery of life! Bask in my equation! LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE CREATED.

What? You want to see the proof? Come on, now.