Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #1399 - Renaming
You probably already give your boss some derogatory monster nickname, so you may as well take it the rest of the way. Just change your first name to some state or province anywhere in the world (the shorter the better, as there's a reason Indiana Jones was not Schleswig-Holstein Jones), tack 'mystic' or 'ancient' onto the front or 'archaeology' onto the end of whatever you work on (like 'clerical archaeology' or 'mystic administration'), then start exploring the day from there. And if you can't even let your imagination run that free to help you, well, 'cubicle monkey' isn't a terrible term.