Lesson #1451 - The New Watercooler

Unless you're reading this at work, in which case, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE WASTING VALUABLE STOCKHOLDER SHAREHOLDER SHARE VALUES or something like that, is it obvious I don't own any stocks?

You know what would look good in your hand when you're holding your coffee mug at the office watercooler? Maybe one of these awesome mugs: