Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #1473 - Moving Tips
I told Wakefield, "Pose as if you have been marinating in a spicy mustard marinade." I'm not entirely sure he understood, but he didn't do poorly.
If you use this classification for your pets, does that make them livestock? Even so, that doesn't appear on most apartment applications from what we've seen. Loophole! If anything, you could teach your cat to 'baa' and that livestock distinction might be a bit more solid.