Lesson #1491 - Labcoats For All

Technically, the study showed that wearing a labcoat makes you far more focused, which can then lead to greater completion (and possible success) of tasks. This may be based on the perception of labcoats themselves - which means that if we were able to get everyone wearing them, so that everyone could focus on their tasks, we'd end up diluting the effect by diminishing their perceived importance. Or something like that. Does it really matter? Labcoats are science-approved nerdy white trenchcoats, and I'm not sure there's much more needed to say.

Of course, if you want a labcoat, and maybe it would have a STW logo on it, I know where you can get one:

Side note: this is the last comic you'll see created in the storage closet in my old apartment. Cherish the final glimpse of a poorly painted wall as you will.