Lesson #1574 - Blood Donors

Giving blood gives you telepathic control over anyone who receives your blood, right? That's the only reason I'm parting with my lovely O-negative, but so far, no mind zombies! What the heck.

Also, I'd been called repeatedly by the Red Cross these past two weeks to get me to donate again, and they really did call my blood "that lovely O-negative". So I think that's a technical term, right?