Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #1688 - Weekend Cereal & Other Food

Sure, yeah, maybe those healthy foods are so good and tasty, and maybe those delicious foods really aren't bad for you, but come on, let's be remotely serious, there's a reason so many people are large. If it doesn't kill you, it probably doesn't taste good.
I've got four more of these webcomic-inspired lesson titles ready, then I'll switch back to grasping at straws for ideas on Monday.