Lesson #1710 - Unique Alcohols

The alcohol denatures the venom so it's okay to drink and what the hell are you crazy I don't care what the science says there's no way I'm drinking anything that came out of a bottle containing a snake that's how the boas lure you into a false sense of security so they can squeeze you while you're drunk and your beer goggles although in this case wine goggles anyway let's continue your alcohol goggles make you think the boa is your ideal mate giving you a hug when it's really just killing you and I think stream-of-conscious sentences like this are underrespected in the age of the internet Faulkner would get no love these days anyway yes snakes are bad