Lesson #1713 - New Scientists, Part III

What's that, you say? That's only Jurassic Park nonsense? Well, BEHOLD SCIENCE, I say to you. Oh, and please pass the dodo mustard, if you don't mind. Mmmmmm. That's good dodo.

The best part about this is that I am not pulling an April Fools' joke on you! Hurray, science!