Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #1823 - Horses, Part II

To make a horse power, first, you grind the horse into tiny, tiny bits. Be careful not grind for too long, or you'll go right past the consistency you need and you'll end up with a bowl full of glue. Next, stir in some oats, add just a little water (you can lead a horse to water, but you can't bring a ground horse to water), pour it into the fuel tank of your car and HOLY CRAP LOOK AT IT GO!

DID YOU KNOW: Besides the joke in the comic, in the 'file under', and in this addendum down below here, there's also a joke on the archive page to go with each comic? And sometimes it's funny!