Lesson #1837 - Outcomes

Come explore alternative dimensions with me, he cried! I said, isn't that risky? No, he exclaimed, well, okay, yes, but we'll see awesome things and it'll be the trip of a lifetime! Fine, I said, and off we went, and now here I am, compounded over the existence of my alternative self with no access back to my home dimension, and my new life is exactly the same except I don't enjoy waffles anymore, AND THIS TRIP WAS NOT WORTH IT. Oh, and there are the giant squids roaming the subways and Ryan North is my upstairs neighbor, BUT STILL, BACK TO THE POINT, WAFFLES, UNFAIR, STUPID ALTERNATIVE SELF