Lesson #1844 - Video Enjoyment

I would say I don't know where the hell this one came from, but that wouldn't be true, and who would I be if I lied to you? I was thinking that a Google search for porn should be through gorn.com, and somehow that led to other 'fun' letter-exchanging. Anyway, I don't watch porn and couldn't anyway, because someone once told me that the music in porn when sped up sounds like the techno music that my Bulgarian roommate used to play, and now my mental association with porn is immediately associated with my Bulgarian roommate who had intercontinental phone sex while I was in the room and I feel like now I've shared way way way too much.