Lesson #1849 - Little Known Facts, Part III

If I ever become a mildly deranged hermit, living off in the woods, through repeated terrible winters but fortunately very comfortable by stealing all I need from those around me, never getting caught for many many years - ok, I went off track there, I was going to make a comment about people needing to decipher the cave paintings I would someday make, and then I started thinking about the North Pond Hermit again, which remains my favorite news story of the decade, and can you blame me?