Lesson #1872 - Faulty Logic

It's always strange that the prizes I've received for my brilliant rhetoric and logical arguments are drool-soaked pillows or empty beer bottles scattered around the house. I don't know why the pillows are scattered around the house, too. That grammar could have been better executed. Like by firing squad. Anyway, I'm going to bed now.

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