Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #1890 - Fruit Powers

First, you must rub the juice of the pineapple above your doorframe in hope that the tree monster will pass by your home. Otherwise, the tree monster will climb up your cat and you'll need to call the fire department.

In a side note, there are an amazing number of fake stories you can tell your child to terrify him/her.