Lesson #198 - The True Meaning Of Christmas Songs, Part I

Now, you might be saying we just spoiled the song for you. But seriously - once you actually listen to the lyrics, the song is not a happy, sweet, romantic song. The song is creepy. Seriously creepy. She even says, "Say, what's in this drink?" at one point! She wants to say, "No, no, no!" In a world where people get offended by anything at the drop of a hat, how has this song not been protested off the radio airwaves?

Happy Hanukkah to you, if that's your preferred winter holiday.