Lesson #1989 - Scientific Creativity

I'm sure the whale snot has a very important scientific purpose. You know, since whales are understood to be such intelligent creatures, I wonder how undignified we've made them feel. HOOOAHHHAOOOHHOOOOO is what they say, roughly translated to 'You could have just asked for some snot, we would have been happy to float over and let you take some out with that bucket that you have ready, why can't you just ask for once?' You know, if that doesn't translate to 'Bite me' or an order for a pastrami sandwich. Hey, I don't know, I don't speak whale, nor do I pretend to.

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