Lesson #1997 - Scientific Priorities

Whoever stole my IV - I mean, my coffee mug - I'm going to hunt you down. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. Besides, apparently, my coffee mug. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you that I already submitted final grades. But what I do have are a particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a relatively new career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my coffee mug go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will, um, be very angry.

Hey, if you don't have a STW calendar by now, what are you waiting for? The year's a-wasting and you're missing out!