Lesson #2123 - Cat Activity

They're getting way more active in their creepy stalking of me at night. I know I'm all in favor of a greater amount of creeping people out in our current society, but the cats are pushing it way too far. I'm this close to reaching the end of the Twilight Zone episode I'm living in, I tell you. Fancy Feast is people and the purring is cookbook recipes in Morse code!