Lesson #2231 - Disgusting Excuses

Not speaking from personal experience at all. There's not an orange juice - water mixture I just found sitting in a laboratory fridge that's been there since February. Oh no, not at all.

By the way, I'm giving a talk about Kickstarter and Patreon next week at Northeastern at 6 PM on Wednesday. You can come, I guess. I don't know. I'm probably a terrible choice for this talk.