Lesson #2399 - Coffee Consumption

Damn it, that 'file under' joke is better than the comic.

I think this comic is a perfect example of why I'd be a terrible barrista. "So you don't want more coffee in your cup? You want room to add things? Why do you hate your immune system? Why do you hate your DNA? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR OWN BIOLOGY? WHY ARE YOU ANTI-HEALTH? WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY? HEY COME BACK HERE"