Lesson #2431 - Young And Single

The more recent evolution of "helicopter parents" is "snowplow parents", named for parents who try to plow all the obstacles and difficulties and challenges out of their children's ways. As if hovering over them isn't enough. What's next? "Submarine parents"? Actual mechanoid parents? Which came first, the mechanoid children or the mechanoid parents? Anyway, yes, it's clearly the millennial generation the one that's screwed up and deserving of scorn. Even if we're not the ones modeling parenting practice after vehicular transportation.