Lesson #2514 - Pseudonyms

There used to be readers so bent on proving that "Dante Shepherd" was a pseudonym - which, let's be honest, it's only barely borderline normal and probably not very borderline at all - that they were going through the alumni databases of whatever colleges I claimed to have gone through. That's a little terrifying, to be honest. The flip side is that there are people who remained convinced that I actually named my daughters Cannonball and Torpedo. So in conclusion, I don't know what to make of any of you people.