Lesson #2519 - New Parents, Part VII

I blocked the couch from regurgitated milk last night by trapping it between my body and the inside of my shirt; I blocked the floor from round number two of regurgitated milk last night by catching it with my shorts; I blocked the bed from round number three of regurgitated milk this morning by catching it in mid-air by jutting out my hip. Sign me up to be Brad Guzan's backup, already, I think I've got the skills needed.