Lesson #2528 - Sleep

Not that you could ever call it surrendering, of course. You would have to somehow claim that you were conquering sleep by sleeping. The cable news channels insistently opposed to whatever strategy you decided to deploy would of course call it out with even harsher language than what you're attempting to avoid, and you'd at some point be compared to either Hitler or Neville Chamberlain or possibly both. Anyway, sleep is stupid.