Lesson #2549 - Hot Dogs

The 'is a hot dog a sandwich' is so incredibly dumb and yet it irritates me so much anyway! No one in their right mind would argue a folded slice of pizza is a sandwich, but they're willing to classify hot dogs? Why do we need to classify hot dogs? Why did we need a judge to cast a ruling on if a taco or a burrito is a sandwich? Are you really going to claim that wraps are not sandwiches? Are you willing to call a hot dog a sandwich but refuse to call an ice cream sandwich a sandwich based on the oh so 'well technically speaking' technical rules that you decide to employ? Can't we just enjoy hot dogs? CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY FOOD WITHOUT TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE ENJOY THEIR FOOD LESS?