Lesson #2692 - The Lottery

Incidentally, one of my students has told me he wants to endow a teaching professorship for me, with the major caveat that it be called the 'Buttkissing Professorship'. Hey, Justin - this lottery is probably your only chance of making that happen.

I asked Cannonball what she would buy if she won the lottery. She said 'cars, balloons, and ponies'. By which she meant Hot Wheels cars and My Little Ponies, but, hey, dream big.

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