Lesson #2781 - Better Halves

You know, if someone says that their other half is their better half, and that other half responds that, no, their other half is their better half, then suddenly we're in a "better half" spiral that's either better halves all the way down or some kind of new energy source that we should be mining because hey it's just people

Anyway, today is theSwede's birthday, so happy birthday to my better half. And I can guarantee that both of us know exactly who the worse half is.