Lesson #2787 - Dieting By Math

"Oh no, please, you have to eat your hot dog, you have to eat, sweetie, you'll starve if you don't eat, stop, wait, come back, you're not buying this monotonic tone of voice are you and actually you left the table ten minutes ago, I'm not doing this for anyone but myself but it doesn't matter because hey free hot dog no wait excuse me NEGATIVE hot dog!"

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