Lesson #2863 - Coincidentally

That's why my sports team wouldn't have won the championship without me having sat on the living room chair at just the right angle and looked at the hole in the wall whenever the opposing team was on the TV. I'm just saying.

Also once my parents ended up with a license plate that read TB2448 and then I happened to be born on 2/4 and my sister happened to be born on 4/8 and all I'm saying is that our births were prophesied by the inmate who made the license plate

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