Lesson #2891 - Voting

Your appendix will tell you, "Vote for the candidate that will rupture all over everything." And it's speaking loudly this year, apparently.

In Al Franken's first Senate election, which resulted in a recount and he only won by 315 votes, one of the votes cast was for 'lizard people' and this fact has kind of stuck with me as an option everytime I step into a voting booth.

Also, there's another organ that some men decide to vote with, although it kind of works in reverse, which is why there have only ever been 31 women senators