Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #2938 - Apples

I am a hero for being able to handle this apple without being repelled directly into the wall. The gravitational field repulsion alone was wearing me away.

While picking apples yesterday, I had the idea that you could imprison a doctor by putting them in the center of a ring of apple trees! It would only work for part of the year. Imagine the cost savings for our prison system, though.