Lesson #2961 - Thickness

We're all monsters and now I regret making this because one day my daughters will be able to read and they'll decide to read the STW archives and that will be enough of a problem in itself but anyway one day they'll reach this particular comic and they'll almost certainly use it as an argument of rebellion against my parenting and when I ask how they came to be so rebellious and disloyal they will simply respond that "We learned it from you, Dad!"

Side note: a major thing that I've learned from doing this comic for so long is that there is great joy and humor in the denial of the existence and/or use of punctuation.