Lesson #3151 - Passage Of Time

Cannonball is 5 years old today! That's kind of crazy, isn't it? I've been a parent for 5 years? Maybe that equation doesn't work quite well in calculating, well, anything, really, but the passage of time seems to pass in far more irregular spurts than any linear progression would normally have you feel.

Happy birthday, kid. You can't read this, mainly because I'm never going to let you know this site exists until the perfect time arrives to set off a tidal wave of embarrassment in your direction. But the sentiment of a happy birthday exists, nonetheless.