Lesson #3207 - Pitch

"Chief, you're omniscient, just tell me who did it already."
"Let me explain it to you in parable form."
"Not another parable! Jesus Christ."
"Yes?"
"Um, I mean, whatever. Go ahead, Chief."

If this was a book series instead, I would like to see this in the hands of Christopher Moore, but he's already written Lamb and I'm not sure who else would get the tone right?

PHD UNKNOWN: New page up!