Lesson #3232 - Incompetent To The Top

I made a joke only six months ago, comparing the resistance to the Animorphs, because basically my mind is usually Animorphs-centric at least 30% of the time. Essentially, if five kids and an alien could fend off an invasion in three years, we could deal with one fascist in four years. And I now realize just how unfair that was to the Animorphs because even Visser Three, bumbling villain that he was, was never anywhere near this incompetent nor surrounded himself with a legion of goons quite on this level of goonery.

The downside to being rich and famous and failing upwards is that the more shoes you can own, the more shoes that can drop.