It's very easy to create a cheese religion. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cheese." "Thou shalt honor thy cheese." "Thou shalt not have any other cheeses besides cheese."

Oh wait, that's right. We're lactose-intolerant. (Cheese is kind of gross.)

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You'd be surprised what a vote can do. Thanks for helping out.