Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #3280 - Time

Cannonball starts kindergarten today. How terrifying is that? Soon she's going to have all the knowledge she needs to become the world's most proficient, innovative, legendary crayon maker that there has ever been. I mean, we all became as adults what we wanted to be when we entered kindergarten, right? And, I mean, I know all parents say their kids are particularly smart and beautiful, but it's amazing that all those other kids are crap and my kids are actually great, so of course Cannonball will become the greatest crayon maker of all human history, now that she's on her way through learning and eating paste and whatever else kids do in kindergarten these days. You ate paste, too, right? What? Oh, um, me neither