Lesson #3364 - Ghost Power

I've solved the world's energy crisis! It involves ghosts and basically just lying to everyone and relying on them being so driven by spite or ignorance that they adopt solar energy. You train people as ghost hunters by teaching them how to install photovoltaic cells, thus helping people find and prepare for the new jobs that this new economy would create. You retrain people in engineering skills so that they can develop the new ghost traps and ghost converters, which are really just advanced photovoltaic cells. You don't even need to rejoin the Paris climate change agreement because we can create an entiree new economy out of spite and defiance but really just end up going along and creating a solar-powered economy for the future. I've frigging solved climate change. The answer is ghosts. This cannot possibly fail. Tell your friends and tell the President and there'll be an executive order by the end of the month. Oh, and by the way? YOU'RE WELCOME, EARTH.

STW FOR THE HOLIDAYS: In return for my saving the planet, you really should consider buying some STW prints or whiteboard or cards for the holidays.