Lesson #346 - Freedom of Religion

Penguins already have the mandatory uniforms, and anyone who dares dress differently gets ostracized right off the ice floe and into the waiting mouth of a hungry seal. So let's not go settle the South Pole, OK, people?

The number of people who insist upon protecting their own religious rights is one thing. The number of people who insist upon protecting their religious freedom by forcing others to adapt to their way of thinking is completely another. Church and state are supposed to be separate entities, but the story of the Puritans always seems to be oh so easily and conveniently forgotten.