Lesson #351 - School Uniforms

Consider: if you've ever sat in front of your closet, staring blankly at the clothes, completely and utterly unsure of what to wear, there's a pretty good chance you wore school uniforms when you were younger. Studies have shown the time needed to pick out clothes for former school uniform wearers increases by about 4 minutes 21 seconds. And by studies, we mean brief conversations with friends, and by 4 minutes 21 seconds, we mean a statistically significant number we pulled out of nowhere.

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All hail Danielle Corsetto . . . if you just started reading the comic in the last two days (like an overwhelming majority of you), it's probably because of her.