Some people look forward to getting gray hair, but basically everyone freaks out at even the slightest wrinkle. Why do we place so much more priority on our face than our hair? It's weird we care so much about wrinkles, but maybe that's because everyone frequently dies their hair every color in the spectrum, while people don't go out and purposely wrinkle their face?

God forbid faces wrinkled up in showers - society's general cleanliness would go right down the toilet.