I'd say it could even potentially be called ironic, but to be fair, who knows what is actually ironic any more. Curse you, Alanis, for completely destroying my understanding of irony.

Also, opinions - if we take a mathematical approach, could we say that onions are the diameter calculated from opinions? And what does this mean about the connection between this vegetable that makes us cry and how people's feelings can be hurt by other people's opinions? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?