The horror-science fiction movies you see on the SciFi channel (oh, excuse me, SyFy) are some of the most ludicrous pieces of crap ever produced. It really is like you can come with any bad concept and they'll make it.

Don't believe me? The movie described in the comic today was a real movie, even if I did get the title backwards. Here's the trailer. After watching just that alone, do you really believe that movie could be good? Isn't the point of screenwriting to make good movies? What a genre.