Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #490 - Germaphobes and Non-Germaphobes
The best thing about being married to a germaphobe is that your home will be a lot cleaner than it would be if you lived there by yourself. Seriously - you very likely have no idea.
Also, you can get a perverse pleasure out of suggesting ridiculous disgusting ideas that you would never take part in, but will greatly upset your signifcant other just by having him/her hear of them.